sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
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How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
James Potter + #11 for my darling sister.
What’s In My Purse?
I am sick and tired of people talking about pureblood Slytherins.
Because you know who’s going to have the most ambition? The most innate sense of their own superiority? The muggle-born one. The first wizard in an ordinary family. No one else was special enough. Just them. Give…
this is the best thing I’ve seen
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHERFact: Jack Harkness has slept with every Avenger except Tony Stark. Tony is both confused and offended when he realises.
Who the hell is Bucky?
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.
I can’t stop watching this.